Sim-Wise

Coming next week… can you guess who I am? https://t.co/lv1wISG0tf

Here’s a little tribute to my teenaged self, me and my friend at sixth form were absolutely OBSESSED with A Clockwork Orange. It was banned at the time (late nineties) and she had it on an imported Japanese laser disc and it was all we ever watched so no wonder I am so weird 😅 https://t.co/VvcR0R1z47

Me: Do you want elf on the shelf this year? 9 year old daughter: Is it you? Me: Yes Daughter: No thanks Me: *Yesss* THANK GOD https://t.co/S4bFnXvkzd

I wrote a NEW blog that is supposed to be about the letter D but is actually about how shit being famous is: https://t.co/eujdX6D0HP https://t.co/telWMI67wJ

Defo think girls should be able to pull silly faces again lol https://t.co/bvR8WaqfBB

Anyway, here is my kid living her best life at @idlesband last night ❤️ https://t.co/qGWLJsKSqP

1 pic. Fantasy Vs. Reality https://t.co/p2wZEIKukH

Hi guys, this is me now. Just gonna live like a sexy French mime for the rest of my life, hope everyone understands. I can be the V for Vendetta man also, it’s a versatile look. https://t.co/PiCn8x4j4U

1 pic. Which picture makes me look the most special? https://t.co/UfbVdkvd9L

2 pic. Fantasy Vs. Reality https://t.co/p2wZEIKukH

2 pic. Which picture makes me look the most special? https://t.co/UfbVdkvd9L

#MIMELIFE (you have to shout it like PARKLIFE!) https://t.co/9qlYqwgiPX

How cute is my dog? Seriously 🥺 https://t.co/ESo4AeaQb3

I ran the mums race and came… 7th… or maybe 8th. Got a participation badge 💀 Meanwhile my daughter has set new records for sprint and long distance! She definitely takes after her daddy and not me 😅 https://t.co/RILITGHrDH