Sim-Wise Of all the things from my old career that I thought my daughter might be impressed by, I never thought this picture would come out top hahahaha wtf. https://t.co/sZZ7vwaSOY Porn Video | xPornModels

Yesssss 🧟‍♀️ https://t.co/kIpoINPJ63

I went to Wembley and it was well big. https://t.co/LNoAPFnNFo

Say bye bye to this average vaguely fitness coded person… I’m a mime now, there’s no going back from MIME LIFE! https://t.co/qq3aM5gSLH

Of all the things from my old career that I thought my daughter might be impressed by, I never thought this picture would come out top hahahaha wtf. https://t.co/sZZ7vwaSOY

Found a pic from Val’s old modelling days in the 80s… #DerbyCounty https://t.co/llC95uLCzv

#NewProfilePic #MIMELIFE https://t.co/S9GF5TKNpj

2 pic. RIP Jesse Jane and Masuimi Max - two of my teenaged icons gone 😭😭😭 https://t.co/f4H4iz3fMs

And THIS is why I usually do my brows myself 😂😂😂 https://t.co/DUw0zqHiUa

Posted this on r/Bioshock and it got deleted. Anyone who knows me knows what a big fan of Bioshock I am and how many times I have played it. Hate how female phobic these Reddit boards are 😤 https://t.co/e3X5Ci0Tn0

So like, this is our new puppy we get her next week. Do we call her Wednesday or Maiko? 🤔 https://t.co/su7Wyph4Gb

It’s been over ten years on this hell hole and the only thing I’ve ever gone viral for is drawing a clown on my butt 😅😭 https://t.co/6ac7T87qkl

The best thing about my old TV show was that my co host had just come out of mental hospital and was claiming benefits so she had to wear a mask and was know only as “Prolapse” - her identity still remains a mystery. https://t.co/7IXlS6CdOY

In Leicester for a funeral 🤣 https://t.co/na7cdlym3i

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1 pic. RIP Jesse Jane and Masuimi Max - two of my teenaged icons gone 😭😭😭 https://t.co/f4H4iz3fMs

Somehow managed to capture the demonic glee of my child in a toy shop on our recent trip to London. She bought a massive £5 dog and a pair of moon boots. https://t.co/4dZkKuCnEJ

Oh god, I did it. I pressed the self destruct button 😅💣 https://t.co/cBjucRDNXL

Anyway, I got to check to see if the strip club I worked at in Paris when I was 19 was still there and guess what? It has a different name but it’s still there! https://t.co/0ALWcSObwz

You know you are officially a grown up when you graduate from ketchup to hot sauce 🌶️ https://t.co/lJv4Avq8SU

My daughter asked for a “cake fail” for her birthday so I made sure she got one 😆 https://t.co/oVT5CBLs7d