Starting a new series: Manic Thoughts. On today’s episode, we see the effects of binge watching New Girl. https://t.co/YCbfpOZN1V

More standup. I can’t tell what I’m doing with my life. Tit pics or this? https://t.co/tWX9ZFOFZ0

In case you forgot I fuck. https://t.co/NT4gB0CQ3E

I’m the only one who thinks I’m funny. And that’s okay. We can’t have everything. https://t.co/xPVxFnUyTi

Me scrolling through my story to see if one specific person watched it https://t.co/mTCcgbzNlH