Sans 📌 Me entertaining these generals so I don’t get drafted https://t.co/axbSRMeZoB

1000 retweets and I’ll make a chorizo quesadilla in the middle of my comp sci lecture, complete with un comal, chopping cilantro, griddle, and video proof🤔 https://t.co/e8wDtG3QWx

Me entertaining these generals so I don’t get drafted https://t.co/axbSRMeZoB

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@sapphic_velvets @CowbellyTV https://t.co/pN2qFKMTsi

#osamabinladenisoverparty when Seal team six saw Osama in his hideout https://t.co/cxMw9A4eLn

legit made this shit for you lmao https://t.co/jvctkZSxMi

When @snakeaterocelot finds out you said you from Chicago when you really from Waukegan https://t.co/emnwVmj06q