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I was gonna joke that coloring books sure have changed since I was a kid, but it turns out that this thing is older than I. https://t.co/5W0DANaC5m

I keep thinking about this salad spinner. How long has version 4.0 been on the market? How soon will it be obsolete? What if version 4.1 comes out right after I buy version 4.0?!? https://t.co/Cq8qFdK7Ba

Here's a silly new profile photo. Because my hair tends to do this. Constantly. http://t.co/LFmblctoBY

People keep trying to eat my flash drive. They seem to think it's an @Oreo cookie for some reason... http://t.co/zZVA2ZDhwg

In my defense, everyone else was holding up his or her cellphone... http://t.co/wyRCOu8T7u

These cream puffs were almost too cute to eat. Almost. https://t.co/hvish7dhzx

Happy little dumpster fires. https://t.co/2F1o8Dpwey

That escalated quickly. https://t.co/7MeErzPD3p

This is the last thing I purchased from WeirdStuff Warehouse before it closed. It's labeled "SRI Menlo Park Calif." Anyone know anything about it? I assume it's either an over-the-top prop — the wiring inside is bonkers! — or equipment actually used during the Stargate Project. https://t.co/IVgolIAWM3

I still laugh whenever @LeaKissner's descriptions of me are quoted somewhere. https://t.co/WV1riEyV6L https://t.co/Ieaihrzo8r

It's amazing to see how robots can now interpret and break down requests — even those that are a bit vague like "That snack is too small. Bring me one that is more filling." or "I spilled my soda. Bring me something to clean it up." https://t.co/20deIMkAa3 https://t.co/fN2tBZajLJ

I don't think I really want to know what happens in Nokia's mobile office... http://t.co/dtTBrm6e

I love that my tiny 35mm film camera can be worn like a watch. If only it could also tell time… https://t.co/NUVFRy0YdL

Wonder if it always takes three attempts to park this car correctly. https://t.co/9VcVXka2Jx