Primaltime

I haven't bought any new underwear since these. What kind of sexy new things should I try and cram my ass into? https://t.co/7qpw8ZzKDw

My big heavy ass just turned 44 today! 🥳 https://t.co/qKEuYtrOCl

It's Hump Day so here's my gigantic hump https://t.co/K8kcCNrvNG

Follow dad down to the bedroom. Got a couple of big round treats for you. https://t.co/DypsSV1y5E

Come make these cheeks jiggle https://t.co/s23944ONqn

Huge dad cheeks are good for pushing and getting pushed. https://t.co/iHRh5LxkD3

Whoa! That's 50k, thanks so much everyone! Dad's big ass is glad to have you here, and to celebrate, a big sale on my big ass OF, under $4 for these huge cheeks. You guys are awesome! https://t.co/LRiYX6CNfy

So this is my big bouncy ass. It's big... and bouncy https://t.co/iKYxFTJ0Dh

When I say let's have a drink, I mean this. https://t.co/zOGZ2OviLD

It's Non-Stop Nut November. I hope you've all nutted multiple times. Keep going, don't stop. https://t.co/KPN2d1SihU