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2 pic. A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but Tia Carrere as Cassandra in Wayne’s World will https://t.co/HUuS6DqPTT

NO WAY their little asses are OSHA certified https://t.co/EmUiE1mRJj

New sex tape dropping soon https://t.co/DVuXlP6uPD

1 pic. Remember, no matter how lonely and isolated you may feel—you’re NEVER alone (we all have hundreds to thousands of eight-legged arachnids called Demodex mites that live in our eyebrow and eyelash follicles) https://t.co/u4r6GKJZnv

2 pic. Remember, no matter how lonely and isolated you may feel—you’re NEVER alone (we all have hundreds to thousands of eight-legged arachnids called Demodex mites that live in our eyebrow and eyelash follicles) https://t.co/u4r6GKJZnv

Unintentionally said “ya’ll” in a conversation https://t.co/61Vq6WEelO

Dollaritas are back at Applebees https://t.co/h44SdItfu2

These guys sucked and fucked like absolute monsters https://t.co/C7LyfmPtp6

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Today we remember the tomb they buried Jesus in before he rose again https://t.co/uJ3wF8DR90

1 pic. When the instructions say microwave on high for 3 to 4 minutes, stir, and re-cover and then cook for an additional 1 to 2 minutes https://t.co/Pkg8wqqRMW

2 pic. When the instructions say microwave on high for 3 to 4 minutes, stir, and re-cover and then cook for an additional 1 to 2 minutes https://t.co/Pkg8wqqRMW

When you take more than 1 free sample https://t.co/BEtzQsLCA6