Lana The 🥨

Hey captain, it looks like we sprung a leak ⚓️ 🛥️ 💦 https://t.co/YjpDOZpxIe

Merry Christmas to you 🎄🎁 if you have your rebill on, at lanathe🥨.com then there’s a full video in your DMs! https://t.co/ClVruaT4Au

Taste the rainbow… https://t.co/XSbGBhufmO

I can take a lot in one hole but if I try to stuff both of them simultaneously , it doesn’t work 😭 https://t.co/wUBECftmxV

2 pic. I live online, I don’t exist in the outside world. https://t.co/ihVqvBTQh2

Good afternoon 🥰 https://t.co/Mp0l7St42L

Sometimes the weather app can’t even accurately predict if there’ll be scattered showers today… https://t.co/5AYabOyXWP

1 pic. I live online, I don’t exist in the outside world. https://t.co/ihVqvBTQh2

New York men compliments are so crazy because wym “AYE bald head, you got a sexy ass 4head!” Thank you good sir, goodbye!!! https://t.co/16yCHPHSq7

In golf you can score a hole in one ⛳️ https://t.co/jAJ6V6aiCh

Who cares what it is? The real question is will you drink it or not? https://t.co/qrneloBtmL

Rubbing one out to my own porn 😌 https://t.co/dGbcHZN49A

You can’t hear the fire alarm but the sprinkler system is obviously working https://t.co/y2VgeVqWje

☺️ https://t.co/A5RlJCMTj1

I just learned that horses use facial expressions to communicate with each other 🥹 https://t.co/6wJhXqvX8g

Not a pornstar, or a content creator, but a sex worker that does whatever form of work under the red umbrella I feel like on any given day to get shit done; not a one trick pony but a full blown circus freak 😬 https://t.co/7iCdbvTb2k

Did you know that after successfully mating, female dragonflies fake sudden death to avoid male advances? 👀 https://t.co/RLcBz5Uzpd

VID SOLD! Check the forecast heavy showers are expected 🔥 Check it out! https://t.co/1WPqgPe1tO #MVSales @manyvids https://t.co/kL6Y40JJBV

My camera actually shut itself off as an act of rebellion, for being placed directly into the splash zone with no protection https://t.co/3UOw1EiKmH

Whoremembers? (If you laughed, you owe me a gift) https://t.co/4HBPZkAMjI