Megs ✨ I made soup, swept the floor, and folded three loads of laundry. So if he thinks he’s just gonna shower and sleep? He’s got another load to take care of — and it’s not on the spin cycle. https://t.co/zomOnSP58W

It's taco Tuesday! Do you prefer your tacos with or without lettuce? 🤭🌮 https://t.co/pUQqHqJ4YF

My thighs are thick. My back is strong. My mouth? Well-trained. I might fold laundry like a wife, but I’ll bend like your worst idea. Tell me what time you’re off tonight. I’ll leave the porch light on https://t.co/esH8lRU257

I don’t want a white-collar man in a suit and tie. Give me a man in steel-toe boots, who drives a pick-up truck, has dirty hands, and clean money https://t.co/0dRCzpisce

I don’t want a finance bro in a suit and tie with a briefcase. I want a blue-collar man with tattooed knuckles and a toolbox. Someone who doesn’t talk about dominance. He just shows up, flips me over, and gets it done https://t.co/ozs5dxNes8

When you roll up your sleeves to show those tattooed forearms with a wrench in your hand fixing your truck, and every sensible thought I had goes on a smoke break https://t.co/gpbJk2RFWR

Is this top appropriate for the PTA meeting on Monday? https://t.co/Qd1TdOKFQj

If your hands are callused and rough, your jawline’s strong, and you smell like gasoline instead of cologne, you’re probably my future husband https://t.co/vd3Zm5JLMe

Your biceps look like they could carry me and all of my emotional baggage https://t.co/Se8QZFZnWp

My ex said I was too fat and no one would date a chubby single mom like me. Do you agree or disagree with my ex? https://t.co/4nveL8fhra

I’m not saying I only like mid-40s blue-collar men with tattoos and a salt-and-pepper beard, but experience looks really good in greased-up coveralls https://t.co/zzo0b9BktU

I want a blue-collar man who can fix a leak and cause a few leaks too https://t.co/GvSkAI9tpz

Sundays are for recharging, prepping for the week, roast dinners, and watching a mid-40s blue-collar man in grey sweat pants with tattoos, a bad back, and a salt-and-pepper beard yell at the TV all day https://t.co/JteVpVHkj1